Noise Fest

We recently did a live performance as part of a 4 day noise fest in Philadelphia. It was actually a combination of solo (Chalk Harmonica Vibe) and Brown Christmas tunes. Here are several forms of documentation as proof.

First a couple photos of us standing stoically over a table of electronics.

Next here's an audio recording of our performance, as well as all the other musicians that played.

https://archive.org/details/cOMMuNcIRCUiT4DAY2015NOISEFEST

And lastly here is a video collage of short snippets from every performer.


We greatly appreciate the opportunity to have been a part of this event. It was a fantastic time with many great artists.

Unfamiliar Voices

A track from an upcoming album. This will be quite an interesting album as it shows off our more ambient side with lovely spacey synths.

BBBW's BBW BBQ BYOB

The long wait is over, here is Dicks Pics Volume 5: Big Bad Bill Weinstein's Big Beautiful Women Barbecue BYOB. Feature wonderful artwork by Philly artist Vanessa Tejada. Check out more of her work here: https://www.behance.net/vanessatejada or here https://instagram.com/creaturerhythm/

Physical copies will be available in the near future, with additional genital art.

Get Cucked

I've been a bit slow on getting physical copies of albums made, but here at long last is Dicks Pics Volume 4: Golden Cuckoldies available on limited edition CDr in a DIY cardstock sleeve. All lyrics are from craigslist casual encounter posts. 

Do you want you cock sucked now? ...well so do a lot of people on craigslist apparently. 

Pick up a copy now!

Seeking Married for an Affair

The next album in our Dicks Pics series will be available soon; in the meantime, here is another preview track.

Love Young Brown

Love Young Brown ...is that the name of your eccentric producer/manager/enabler?

It's actually one of the people we based our band name after. Love Yung Brown and Well Hung Christmas. You know like Pink Floyd did?

I see, but according to the internet Well Hung Christmas was a doomsday cult leader in late nineties Korea. I can't find Love Yung Brown. Although I can speculate that he was an infamous minor league basketball player, largely known for his sexual prowess and insatiable hunger for hotdogs. Which he would eat, as if he were in a competition, by dunking them in lukewarm water and swallowing whole.

Sixty Roses

Check out this preview from the next installment of our Dicks Pics series. This is a lovely ballad about roses, a perfect song for couples in love.

Tugboats, Trolleys, and Trains

Check out the newest release, available for free download. Recorded in January of 2013, Tugboats, Trolleys, and Trains is special in that it was the first jam session between Joemazing and myself in over a year, and it also happened to be my birthday. Here we show off The Brown Christmas' noisier side with layers of atonal synth/pedal droning and spacey ambience; which occasionally gives way to some inexplicably funky tunes.

Games Part 2

Games Part 1

L.E.D. Zeppelin Five

I've been sitting on this release for quite some time, and I'm really excited to finally have it available. This was recorded all in one jam session on August 13th 2012, and we really went all out. Todd alternates between synth and guitar, and Joemazing gets some amazing tones by utilizing a convoluted setup sending sound in, out, and through a tapedeck. There's a good mix of abstract noisy stuff, somewhat coherent (dare I say) 'rock' tunes, and whimsical synth ditties.

The title came from a joke made several years prior to the recording. There is a long list I have of potential album names, but I knew this one had to be saved for something really special. Nothing we recorded ever seemed quite important enough to warrant such a title, but when I started editing this jam session I immediately knew this was the one. I'm quite proud of this album and honestly think this is the best thing we've recorded/released to date.

Physical copies will be available in the near future.

Onion

Golden Cuckoldies

A new Brown Christmas album for the new year. Golden Cuckoldies is the fourth installment of The Brown Christmas' Dicks Pics series. All the lyrics for these tracks come straight from craigslist casual encounters posts. You can download it for free now, and keep a look out for a limited physical release coming in the near future.