Christmas Retrospective 2

Oh no, it's Christmas again! It took three years for us to put out another Christmas album, but I believe the wait was well worth it. As the name suggests A Craigslist Christmas is not only a christmas themed album, but is also volume two of our Craigslist series.

For those not in the know, several years ago we started scouring craigslist casual encounters for the dirtiest posts we could find and would then use them as improvised lyrics for songs. So it seemed only natural that when Christmas came along some of these posts got kind of festive, and thus A Craigslist Christmas was born.

The tracks on this album are delightfully dirty and seasonally sexy. Highlights include the upbeat rocking "Got No Girl", The abrasive droney "Christmas Cums for Santa", and the hip-hop classic "My Name is George" which is one of our all time favorite craigslist tracks ever.

BBBW's BBW BBQ BYOB

The long wait is over, here is Dicks Pics Volume 5: Big Bad Bill Weinstein's Big Beautiful Women Barbecue BYOB. Feature wonderful artwork by Philly artist Vanessa Tejada. Check out more of her work here: https://www.behance.net/vanessatejada or here https://instagram.com/creaturerhythm/

Physical copies will be available in the near future, with additional genital art.

Get Cucked

I've been a bit slow on getting physical copies of albums made, but here at long last is Dicks Pics Volume 4: Golden Cuckoldies available on limited edition CDr in a DIY cardstock sleeve. All lyrics are from craigslist casual encounter posts. 

Do you want you cock sucked now? ...well so do a lot of people on craigslist apparently. 

Pick up a copy now!

Seeking Married for an Affair

The next album in our Dicks Pics series will be available soon; in the meantime, here is another preview track.

Sixty Roses

Check out this preview from the next installment of our Dicks Pics series. This is a lovely ballad about roses, a perfect song for couples in love.

Golden Cuckoldies

A new Brown Christmas album for the new year. Golden Cuckoldies is the fourth installment of The Brown Christmas' Dicks Pics series. All the lyrics for these tracks come straight from craigslist casual encounters posts. You can download it for free now, and keep a look out for a limited physical release coming in the near future.