Xanax Madam

Here's something short and sweet; Xanax Madam. This was from a practice session where we were supposed to be figuring out what we would be playing for a live set. It's hard to get down to business right away, so we figured we'd do a short improvisation to loosen up and get things flowing. I think we may have even had a set list planned, but we liked what we came up with on the spot better.

The album starts with our rather grim and droney interpretation of Sun Ra's "Rocket Number 9" (which we didn't play live) before shifting into the anxiety-ridden "Unique Panique." This track and "Nuclear Winter Solstice" were actually tightened to one song for the live performance, but now that there's no time restriction, I've allowed them the time necessary to breathe and evolved more gradually.

We wrap things up with two tracks which originally appeared on the album; Big Bad Bill Weinstein's Big Beautiful Women Barbecue BYOB (Dicks Pics Volume 5), which you can check out HERE!
Joemazing's crooning is far more aggressive on this rendition of "Love Young Brown" and we managed not to burst into laughter while playing this time.

It is also worth noting that this is our last jam session from 2015. We are on the final stretch of unreleased recordings, and everything coming out over the next several months will only be about a year old.

Discrete Santa

Warm up those chestnuts, slurp down a frothy glass of nog, and get the christmas spirit deep inside you; it's Christmas on Craigslist again!

It's a bit of a Christmas miracle that this album exists at all; we recorded these tracks back in December 2014 with the intention of releasing the album the following year. Foolishly I didn't back the files up, and the hard drive they were on became corrupted. It seemed as if this jam session was lost to the computer gods. However after some research into data recovery I discovered that the files were just trapped in purgatory. Then it was just a matter of having the time and money to recover everything.

I was thrilled when everything was fully recovered and I had an opportunity to listen to what we had recorded for the first time in 2 years. There are some really solid Craigslist classics on here like "Mistress for Christmas" and "16 Days of Christmas", not to mention some non-craigslist originals like "Hey Who Put these Chestnuts Here?" and "Santa Doesn't want to go to Work Today."

These are sure to become your new favorite carols to sing. Maybe you'll even hear a track played on Jon Solomon's 25hr Christmas Marathon on WPRB this year.

Enjoy Your Christmas and remember to be discrete!

Christmas Retrospective part 3

Our most recent Christmas album came out 2 years ago and was a double mini album, if that makes sense. The first disc contained new christmas recordings from 2013, a couple of these tracks were new craigslist Christmas songs, and the rest were our rendition of christmas classics. Unofficially this is Dicks Pics volume 3 1/2.

The second disc was something rare indeed; The Brown Christmas rehearsing. These recordings were from 2012 in preparation for a noise fest we were playing. Basically these were our favorite, and most easy to recreate, songs from A Craigslist Christmas. One of my personally favorite moments from this disc is the addition of a brief break down in "Got No Girl" were Joemazing pounds out a maniacal rendition of "The Little Drummer Boy."

The spirit of christmas was alive and well in our bowels and with a little time, construction paper, glue, glitter, wrapping paper, and anything lying around on the floor, we created custom stocking packaging for each set of discs. We still have some available for sale, although if you purchase one you won't get it by christmas because preoccupied with various other christmas duties.

BBBW's BBW BBQ BYOB

The long wait is over, here is Dicks Pics Volume 5: Big Bad Bill Weinstein's Big Beautiful Women Barbecue BYOB. Feature wonderful artwork by Philly artist Vanessa Tejada. Check out more of her work here: https://www.behance.net/vanessatejada or here https://instagram.com/creaturerhythm/

Physical copies will be available in the near future, with additional genital art.

Get Cucked

I've been a bit slow on getting physical copies of albums made, but here at long last is Dicks Pics Volume 4: Golden Cuckoldies available on limited edition CDr in a DIY cardstock sleeve. All lyrics are from craigslist casual encounter posts. 

Do you want you cock sucked now? ...well so do a lot of people on craigslist apparently. 

Pick up a copy now!

Seeking Married for an Affair

The next album in our Dicks Pics series will be available soon; in the meantime, here is another preview track.

Love Young Brown

Love Young Brown ...is that the name of your eccentric producer/manager/enabler?

It's actually one of the people we based our band name after. Love Yung Brown and Well Hung Christmas. You know like Pink Floyd did?

I see, but according to the internet Well Hung Christmas was a doomsday cult leader in late nineties Korea. I can't find Love Yung Brown. Although I can speculate that he was an infamous minor league basketball player, largely known for his sexual prowess and insatiable hunger for hotdogs. Which he would eat, as if he were in a competition, by dunking them in lukewarm water and swallowing whole.

Sixty Roses

Check out this preview from the next installment of our Dicks Pics series. This is a lovely ballad about roses, a perfect song for couples in love.

Golden Cuckoldies

A new Brown Christmas album for the new year. Golden Cuckoldies is the fourth installment of The Brown Christmas' Dicks Pics series. All the lyrics for these tracks come straight from craigslist casual encounters posts. You can download it for free now, and keep a look out for a limited physical release coming in the near future.