Get Cucked

I've been a bit slow on getting physical copies of albums made, but here at long last is Dicks Pics Volume 4: Golden Cuckoldies available on limited edition CDr in a DIY cardstock sleeve. All lyrics are from craigslist casual encounter posts. 

Do you want you cock sucked now? ...well so do a lot of people on craigslist apparently. 

Pick up a copy now!

Finally BFF's

After many attempts experimenting with different materials, designing various templates, figuring out the complexities of paper weight, attempting to line things up perfectly, and realizing the importance of a bleed zone; I present to you Beast Friends Forever, a physical object available for purchase. Limited edition of twenty number CDr's.

Grab your best friend, or beast friend, and enjoy a collection of tracks recorded mostly between July and August 2012 (with a few tracks dating back to 2010). You'll hear zany circus tunes, spacey synths, gritty lo-fi synths, some vaguely noisy sounds, some vaguely danceable sounds, ley-lines, UFOs, ducks, hippos, elephants, it's all here for you.

Listen/download it for free on bandcamp, but if you're super cool you'll want to buy a copy to show off to all your BFFs.

Stocking Stuffer Now Available

Here's a fantastic last minute christmas present; Stocking Stuffer two mini disc set in crafty paper stocking. Limited edition of 20 each one is different and will be chosen at random. This would also make an acceptable gift for Hanukah, Kwanza, New Years, Flag Day, or whatever. Get it now!