Monday, October 19, 2015

BBBW's BBW BBQ BYOB



The long wait is over, here is Dicks Pics Volume 5: Big Bad Bill Weinstein's Big Beautiful Women Barbecue BYOB. Feature wonderful artwork by Philly artist Vanessa Tejada. Check out more of her work here: https://www.behance.net/vanessatejada or here https://instagram.com/creaturerhythm/

Physical copies will be available in the near future, with additional genital art.

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Get Cucked



I've been a bit slow on getting physical copies of albums made, but here at long last is Dicks Pics Volume 4: Golden Cuckoldies available on limited edition CDr in a DIY cardstock sleeve. All lyrics are from craigslist casual encounter posts. 



Do you want you cock sucked now? ...well so do a lot of people on craigslist apparently. 

Pick up a copy now!

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Seeking Married for an Affair



The next album in our Dicks Pics series will be available soon; in the meantime, here is another preview track.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Love Young Brown



Love Young Brown ...is that the name of your eccentric producer/manager/enabler?

It's actually one of the people we based our band name after. Love Yung Brown and Well Hung Christmas. You know like Pink Floyd did?

I see, but according to the internet Well Hung Christmas was a doomsday cult leader in late nineties Korea. I can't find Love Yung Brown. Although I can speculate that he was an infamous minor league basketball player, largely known for his sexual prowess and insatiable hunger for hotdogs. Which he would eat, as if he were in a competition, by dunking them in lukewarm water and swallowing whole.

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Sixty Roses



Check out this preview from the next installment of our Dicks Pics series. This is a lovely ballad about roses, a perfect song for couples in love.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Tugboats, Trolleys, and Trains




Check out the newest release, available for free download. Recorded in January of 2013, Tugboats, Trolleys, and Trains is special in that it was the first jam session between Joemazing and myself in over a year, and it also happened to be my birthday. Here we show off The Brown Christmas' noisier side with layers of atonal synth/pedal droning and spacey ambience; which occasionally gives way to some inexplicably funky tunes.